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There once was a man from Camson,
Who was pretty tall and handsome,
He thought he would be great,
If he had some slate,
But he never had some.
by Ke'leigh S.

Once there was a man from Happy
Who was very, very, tappy
He taps where ever he goes
He taps with bells on his toes
This happy, tappy man is my Pappy
by Ke'leigh S.

Once there was a man from daycare,
Who hardly had any hair
He lives in my house
All day long with my mouse
Guess who this is if you dare
by Ke'leigh S.

There once was a man from the Eastes,
Who had a pair of nice breeches,
There was a bear,
Came gliding through the air,
And took the pair of nice breeches.
by Jamie B.

Once there was a cat named Space,
Who had a cute little face,
He met a dog
Who had a frog
Whose name was Mr. Ace.
by Jamie B.

I have a very friendly cat,
She is very, very, very fat.
She eats some fish,
That is served in a dish,
But her favorite is crispy fried rat.
by Courtney S.

I have a little chubby pug,
I gave her a really big fat hug.
She went out to play,
All the long day,
But then she dug so she got no hug.
by Courtney S.

I went to the Visalia Mall,
To buy a shiny red new ball.
I stopped by a toy store,
And bought a toy boar,
Next time I go I'll make a phone call.
by Courtney S.

I had a dog in my backyard,
He liked to chew on my new card.
I gave it a bone,
But he just left it alone.
I decided to give it some lard.
by Marissa A.

There was a cat in Alaska,
She went south of Nebraska.
She met a bear,
They went to the fair.
But became ill when the ate taftaska.
by Marissa A.

Once there was a turtle named Mearld,
he met a squirtle named Sherald,
he said, "You're fine,"
she said, "Will you be mine?"
but he died when he fell over a hearld.
by Erika C.

There once was a funny dog,
he looked like a bunny and hog.
he wanted a bone,
and a pretty phone,
but could not find it in the fog.
by Erika C.

Outer Space
A spaceship was flying through space.
While it was trying to a pace.
With only a light
To glide through the night.
It just knew it would win the race.
by Mickey S.

Lion King
A lion out in the jungle
Had a friend named Mungle Hungle
He thought he would be king
But Mungle Hungle said, "I must sing."
So the lion said, "I must mingle with Mungle Hungle.
by Mickey S.

Eskimo
There was a boy from far in Pismo
Way down to the south of Sismo
He ran with all his might
To fight away the sight
Of the monster called the Gismo
by Mickey S.

I met a boy from California
He called his friend to do his landra.
He's a jolly fellow
when he has his pillow.
I told you all so I'll see ya!
by Chris F.

Frozen Husky
I'm up in the Yukon alone.
Up in the falling leaf zone.
Once I had cried,
"I need a ride!"
In my very loudest tone!
by Chris F.

The Boy From Texas
There was a boy from Dallas, Texas
Who drove a black shiny Lexus
He said, "What's up Zack?"
I said, "Hush up Jack."
That's all that I wanted to tell yus
by Zack G.

The Boy From Nebraska
There was a nice boy from Nebraska
Who flew to Dallas from Alaska
He said, "What's that toy?"
I said, "A soldier boy!"
"That's all that I wanted to ask ya."
by Zack G.

I had a fun time in Disneyland.
We went on the teacups at Lizzyland.
We ate at Jasman.
And had a haslan.
But most of all I liked Fizzyland.
by Denise H.

Caroline and I are buddies now.
Caroline and I hate to milk the cow.
We live on a farm.
We do not mean to harm.
But it is hard to get milk from a sow.
by Denise H.